This Is What Really Rich Looks Like

@stoolpresidente savage wig game on channel 7 news. This guy is playing chess and ur playing checkers. pic.twitter.com/fWtRvufQYh

— philip doucette (@philip_doucette) December 2, 2015

Well that didn’t take long huh? Just earlier today I was wondering what being rich really looked like and now we know. It’s this fucking guy. Just drips money with his fancy sunglasses and high priced hairdo. Actually wait a minute. Are we sure this dude really won Powerball last year? Yeah I know he looks fabulous but it’s just a bit too convenient. He just happened to show up at this convenience store while they were filming? And he’s buying more powerball tickets but at a different store than he won at? That’s like switching windows at the track when you’re on a hot streak. I don’t believe it. If you win powerball you keep buying tickets at the same place. It just doesn’t add up. I feel like maybe Channel 7 got overwhelmed by all this guys glitz and glitter and forgot to check facts.